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Aladdin old man cave1/2/2023 Jafar: My life is but to serve to you, my lord. Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Allah forbid you should have any daughters. Jasmine: Then maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore. I've never even been outside the palace walls. I just want to make sure you're taken care of. I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I. Jasmine: Father, I hate being forced into this. Sultan: Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you? So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out. Prince Achmed: Good luck marrying her off. Prince Achmed: I've never been so insulted. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all. ♪ Some day, Abu, things are gonna change. They'd find out there's so much more to me. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.Īladdin: I'm not worthless. Prince Achmed: Ha! You are a worthless street rat. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends. I'll teach you some manners.Īladdin: Look at that, Abu. Prince Achmed: Out of my way, you filthy brats.Īladdin: Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners. Man: On his way to the palace, I suppose. Here goes, better throw my hand in, wish me happy landin', all I gotta do is jump! ♪Īladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast. ♪Īladdin: ♪ They're quick, but I'm much faster. We've all got swords.Īladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hoofbeats. Woman: ♪ Still I think he's rather tasty! ♪Īladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise, we'd get along. I think I'll take a stroll around the block. ♪Īladdin: ♪ One jump ahead of the hitman. ![]() ♪Īladdin: ♪ Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I got the time. Woman: ♪ I'd blame parents, except he hasn't gone 'em. Women: Who? ♪ Oh! It's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom. ♪Īladdin: ♪ I can take a hint, gotta face the facts, you're my only friend, Abu. Guards: ♪ Rip him open, take it back, guys. One swing, ahead of the sword, I steal only what I can't afford. ♪ Gotta keep, one jump ahead of the breadline. You're only in trouble if you get caught.Īladdin: Come on. Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?Īladdin: Trouble? No way. Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, follow me. Razoul: Stop! Thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat.Īladdin: All this for a loaf of bread? Whoa! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. A diamond in the rough.Ĭave: Seek thee out the diamond in the rough. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies far within. Gazeem: It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.Ĭave: Know this. Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?Ĭave: Who disturbs my slumber? Bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine. ![]() Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders. Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O Patient One. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits with a dark purpose. A young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. It once changed the course of a young man's life. ![]() Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I have never seen one of these intact before. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today. Peddler: Ah, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. A fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes. More often than not, are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways. Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly, to another Arabian night. When the wind's from the east, and the sun's from the west, and the sand in the glass is right. Where it's flat and immense, and the heat is intense. Peddler: ♪ Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels roam.
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